Don’t hesitate to mutate your wardrobe. Our t-shirts are 100% COTTON and printed in the U.S.A. for maximum quality, value, and cosmic style. Due to the nature of the dyeing process, actual shirts will vary in color and pattern.



Have your mom wash this shit and let it hang to dry. 


Size Length Width
Small 28" 18"
Medium 29" 20"
Large 30" 22"
X-Large 31" 24"




Do you re-stock your inventory?

We don't restock -- items are made with the intent to SELL OUT. Limited releases. So keep an eye on those social networks.


Who makes this stuff? 

Steak and Blazer


How much does shipping cost?

Domestic (within the United States): $5 flat-rate shipping fee, ships with USPS Priority Mail. 

International shipments are charged a flat-rate of:

1 item - $10

2 items - $15

3+ items - $20

ALL International shipments are sent with USPS First-Class. Customers MUST pay all duties and taxes upon delivery. We ship internationally to Australia, Austria, Canada, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.


When will my order arrive?

1 - 10 days to fulfill depending on site activity (this excludes weekends and holidays where shipping does not occur).

Domestic: 2 - 4 business days once shipped

International: 5 - 14 business days once shipped

*Orders usually ship within 24 - 48 hours of being placed and processed.


I changed my mind. Can I get a refund or make an exchange?

We DO NOT accept returns for refunds / credits / or exchanges. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Please make sure that you have carefully reviewed your order prior to finalizing your purchase. For mis-ships and returns for defective items please send to the address below. We will issue a refund to your original form of payment for items returned within 7 days or purchase and shipping.

Items MUST be returned in their original condition or will be deemed unacceptable.

Ship to:

FreeMyStore, LLC

ATTN: Bored Teenager Returns/Exchanges

5931 S Western Ave

Space B-C

Los Angeles, CA 90047


Can I contact you directly with any questions?

Please email with any questions regarding your order. All customer service emails will be answered on either Tuesday AND Thursday from 11AM - 5PM PST.


I do not live in the U.S.A. Can I order online?

We accept Domestic and International orders. International shipping rates do apply. Customer MUST pay all duties and taxes upon delivery.


Why do my billing and shipping address have to match?

We require that your billing and shipping address match as an additional step to prevent credit card fraud.


I placed a successful order but why didn’t I receive a confirmation email yet?

During high-traffic periods, there may be a small delay in delivery of confirmation emails. If you have not received an email after ONE HOUR, please check your Junk Mail folder. If you think you entered an incorrect email, please contact us using the contact form with your order number and last name and we will have your confirmation information resent.


When are particular items released?

Most of our items do not have set release dates. We suggest signing up with the newsletter for information regarding impending releases and so on.


Do you offer gift cards?

We do not offer gift cards at this time.